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Sorry for the INCITE DELAYS regarding the Darius Songaila signing. After locking interns Ken, Jarkko, Dana & Darvin in the Mothering Hut for the next 3 weeks, we've been traveling the world. (The more responsible Daily Bacon worker bees are merely trapped in a closet, but they're still working, puting that 14.4 baud modem to good use!!!)
Jimmy James has been in upper New York state, trying to get back to the garden, as Joni Mitchell once coughed up in a hash-induced vomit, while Chrissy Christopher is in France scouting Big Oily's old team in Paris as well as scouting some ladies on the Riviera. He hasn't seen Mrs. Kid Rock Pamela Anderson yet, but he did see a walking talking chain-smoking woman (?) with a set of flapjacks that looked like beat up leather suitcases!!! He also saw a pot-bellied man in un petite banana hammock that makes our Jahidi thongs look like snowmobile suits!!! TRES CHAUD, MES AMIS!!!
Frequent commentor Sean was wondering if we came up for a nickname for Darius, and after copious amonts of absinthe and opium, WE HAVE!!!
Have you had your DAILY BACON aujourd'hui ?
This article clearing HIM says that Moist Jehovah is engaged to be married and has a 3 y.o. daughter (KWAMEERI), but it fails to mention the son with his high school girlfriend. RECOGNIZE: Big Black Beautiful Baby Buddah gets bountiful booty and he does not pull out of anything but playoff games!!! DO NOT FRONT!!!! The woman who accused His Imperial Majesty of "admits engaging in some consensual activity" with Brown prior to the alleged assault and she remained in his home for several hours afterward.
Emperor Haile KwamSelassie got some props for his penile proboscis back in January over at YAYSports, who inspired a couple of ladies into saying Akimbo Yahweh is at LEAST as good in the sack with the rod of salvation as he is on the court. SINGLE-SINGLE, BABY!
Never forget: The Lord & Savior is a potent cocksmith. WHY DO YOU THINK SALIERI DRAFTED HIM #1 OVERALL??? Because even though Salieri can't run a basketball team, The Mule Driver knows cocksmithery.
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